Aries (March 21 - April 19)
On their own, Freddy and Jason are equally petrifying. Together -- not so much. Regardless of the not-so-impressive showdown, leadership and survival-oriented Aries will still get a kick out of rooting for their favorite horror hero in Freddy vs. Jason.

Taurus (April 20 - May 20)
Taurans have a deep-rooted love of nature, which is why Cabin Fever is their ideal bad scary movie. The dialogue is unintentionally humorous and more painful than the flesh-eating viruses inflicted on the film's victims. But if nothing else, Taurans can at least appreciate the wide open scenery and backdrop of natural woodlands.

Gemini (May 21 - June 20)
In Cry Wolf, a group of students create a game out of death after a murder takes place by conjuring up lies as to who will be the next victim -- that is, until the stories become real. Geminis are known for their skill of perception and telling tall tales, so they will enjoy watching the game unfold -- even if most other movie-goers don't.

Cancer (June 21 - July 22)
In 2006's Black Christmas! all the killer wants after escaping from the mental institution is to return to his childhood home. After discovering it was turned into a sorority house, however, he goes on a killing spree. Cancers -- as domestic as they are -- can at least identify with that strong desire to cozy up with family during the holidays ... right?

Leo (July 23 - August 22)
The Child is the planetary ruler of Leo, so the Lion will appreciate all that is Chucky. He taps into the innocent joy we felt as children playing with adorable dolls -- too bad this one is maniacal. Chucky makes up for his pint-size in egocentricity, and although the acting in all of the installments is sub-par, extravagant Leos will revel in the killer doll's grandiose attitude.

Virgo (August 23 - September 22)
One Missed Call is about a group of people who receive voicemails from themselves that foreshadow their looming deaths. Over-analytical and pragmatic Virgins will enjoy ripping the film to shreds if it means figuring out exactly why it was hailed as one of the worst reviewed movies in 2008.

Libra (September 23 - October 22)
In Leprechaun in the Hood, the murderous elf is back to his evil tricks and seeks revenge after a group of rappers steal his precious gold. The plot is silly, to say the least, but Librans fall under the sign of justice and will no doubt appreciate the leprechaun's plight to win back what is rightfully his.

Scorpio (October 23 - November 21)
Scorpio is the sign of survival, and Jeepers Creepers is about just that -- even if it means having to get through this movie without leaving the room. After a pair of siblings meets a flesh-eating monster, it's a race to survive before they become dinner. The Scorpion's attraction to death will at least find something scary in the creature's less-than-appetizing eating rituals.

Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21)
With the Teacher as its planetary ruler, it's only fitting that the Sagittarian choice for best-worst scary movie takes place inside of a school. In The Faculty, going to class is even less fun after the students learn that their teachers are killer aliens and must figure out who amongst them is next to die.

Capricorn (December 22 - January 19)
Hard-working Capricorns can find a sense of escapism in Idle Hands, about a teenager whose discipline is literally cut off at its source when his hand becomes possessed and starts killing people. Good thing this movie is not meant to be taken seriously -- the Capricorn wit will find humor without feeling bad for giggling.

Aquarius (January 20 - February 18)
Hollow Man is about a brilliant scientist who invents a serum intended to make people invisible for the good of man, becomes the testing subject and accidentally turns into an evil, invisible killer. The high-minded and community-driven Aquarian will undoubtedly recognize a lacking plot but will enjoy the problem-solving involved after an invention goes horribly wrong.

Pisces (February 19 - March 20)
The first installment may be an undeniable classic, but Jaws: The Revenge was a box-office bomb -- maybe that's because the viewer is actually supposed to believe that the killer shark is stalking the main character's family. Of course, this is perfect for the creative-minded and animal-loving Pisces -- the sign of the Fish.